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It was all I could think of xDp.s. I firmly believe David laughs like Muttley from Whacky Races [link]
p.p.s. I also firmly believe he came out looking like Tom Cruise in this pic, which is both ironic and emotionally scarring.EDIT!!
omg I can't believe I forgot.. I was going to make a reference to how this was inspired by my brother telling me a really dirty vampire joke, you have to read it, READ IT:
Three vampires walk into a bar, and the first two order a glass of blood. The third orders a cup of hot water. The barman asks him, 'Are you sure you don't want blood?' and the vampire smiles, pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says: 'No, thanks. I'm having tea.'
It floored me, it actually did. Probably because I'm a girl. Apologies to the boys.