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They're making movies?!?! Why didn't anyone freaking tell me?!!

Although, I must admit.. never have I come across such ridiculous casting.. I nearly laughed myself sick. My poor mother had no idea why I was so hysterical.

So this is my response - created just because I couldnt even begin to picture any of the actors in their roles... and, yes, I know Vegeta isn't in the first movie (I don't understand that... how will there be a plot? Also: where the hell is Krillin?!) but the Director has said he wants Joaquin Phoenix for Vegeta in the second one (him or Jonathan Rhys Meyers - nuuuu! I'm baised tho... the prospect of my favourite actor playing one of my favourite characters was too squeal-inducing)..

Yup.. so, left to right it goes:

James Marsters as Piccolo (lol wtf?)
Jamie Chung as Chichi (ok, I'll give them that one)
Justin Chatwin as Goku (... I don't get it, he looks too meek.. not to mention caucasian)
Joaquin Phoenix as Vegeta (... lol :drool:)
Emmy Rossum as Bulma (she's a little too doe-eyed for me.. Bulma should be someone who screams spunk.. Emmy sort of just.. sings)

K. I'm done now. I'll just go back to laughing at them all. Oooh lord.. they must have been on some good shit when they casted that puppy!


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They're turning Sailor Moon into a live action movie too... God save us, because I think this is a sign of the apocalypse... especially now that M. Night Shyamalan is supposed to be directing the Avartar: Last Air Bender movie...

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Also ANGEL AS PICCOLO!!!! WTF is right....

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Screw it the cast stucks!

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Yeah, they should've had a cast for characters like these.

Goku - Jackie Chan
Chichi - ...Jamie Chung works just fine, you're right
Gohan - I don't know. Mabey Cole Sprouse?
Krillin - ???
Piccolo - David Draiman (from Disturbed)
Vegeta - some random male Eurasian actor
Bulma - Jessica Simpson
Master Roshii - I guess Quentin Tarantino since Pat Morita is dead. Quentin would be funny as a perverted old man like he was a blind street preacher from Little Nicky
Freeza - either Rosalinda Celentano or Marilyn Manson (Rosalinda is a woman who played a transsexual Satan in Passion of the Christ. She'd be great playing as Freeza for the movie)
Nappa - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Raditz - Ozzy Osbourne :p

But with it's current cast like this, I don't know how that movie will be sucessful.

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el o el spike as piccolo XD man id been waiting for this movie since WAYWAY back when they first anounced it and was a total DBZ junkie.

you did such a good job getting the features of the actors, especialy Vegeta/Phoenix. He's workin those spikes

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lol it really REALLY does! I could hardly believe it! I'm hoping that maybe it's so farfetched that somehow it will all just come together.

Shyamalan directing Avatar? .. What the hell?! I mean.. I'm sure he could do it.. but everyone will go into it thinking that it's supposed to be scary and get disappointed lol.

And live-action Sailor Moon? I think you're right about the Apocolypse... or the Westen film industry is finally running out of books to adapt and crappy sequels to make and they're starting on anime.

Live-action Pokemon here we come!

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If I'd known they were making one I'd have been obsessing too.. and normally I do know about films from when their pre-production is a mere rumour, so I was so surprised by this lol.

I still can't take the casting seriously.. Unless Joaquin does do Vegeta... that would pretty much make my year :D ..and yeah, the spikes do sporta suit him. It'll be like Emperor Commodus (Gladiator) cept without the incest and more unfortunate jokes played upon him xD

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I'm hoping the cast is so crazy it all just sort of works.

I couldn't agree more with the people you've put for Piccolo, Master Roshii (lol, Quentin would do that so well), Freeza and Nappa (lol! Ozzy Osbourne as Raditz.. that's so funny in my head)..

I think Jackie Chan would be too old for Goku.. but I do think Goku should have been Asian.

Oh well.. like I said hopefully it will somehow just work.

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:D Glad u think so. Me? I'm still chortling over the hilarity of it all.

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